To start off we will talk about inflicting as much damage as possible. This can be hard to do, but one of the best ways to do it is to sneak up behind your enemys and fire at them from as close as possible. Another way to do it is to drink Bonk! Atomic Punch or Crit o Cola. Bonk! Can get you up close to your enemys, and you will not get hurt from it. Crit o Cola will give you crits so you can do lots of damage while not having to get to close. To help lower your enemies health when they are farther away, try popping out your pistol and firing a few shots at them. This will lower there health and make it easier to kill them when you switch to your ScatterGun (Or any other Scout primary weapon) when you get closer up. Besides a pistol you can also use a Sandman, Wrap Assassin or the Flying Guillotine. As for melee, its never necessarily the best choice to use unless your finishing off your opponent.
Your best choice for primary would probally be to use the normal Scattergun, Shortstop, the Soda Popper, and the Baby Face’s Blaster. Why? Well because these all have a high rate of fire, and can be useful for moving around quickly, getting to control points quicker etc.
For defense, your best primary weapon choice would have to be the Force-a-Nature because it can knockback oncoming enemies and inflict heavy damage, which in turn means holding your enemies off. For secondary weapons, one of your best choices would be to use the Mad Milk. This allows any member on your team to heal themselves by damaging an opponent under its effects. The Bonk! Atomic Punch is useful also, you can use it to get behind enemy lines or to draw enemy fire away from your teammates. While not getting hurt. And FINALLY for Melee weapons your best choice would be to use the Candy Cane. After a kill, using any weapon, a small healthpack will drop for your team to use to help with holding off the other team.
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