how to look like a chad.
here are the extremely important body features:
- – white teeth.
- – chiseled jaw line.
- – muscles.
- – extra testosterone.
- – epic beard and mustache.
- – voluptuous thighs.
- – perfect feet.
- – massive and girthy chicken.
- – beautiful pecs.
items all chads must have.
here are the necessary items all chads shall have on them:
- – doritos.
- – mountain dew.
- – mlg glasses.
- – a blunt.
- – hot women. (gender optional. 😉 )
- – steroids.
- – kool-aid dust.
- – gym gear.
- – spotify playlist with "hello kitty theme song."
- – cat ears.
the sinful items no chad must ever have.
here are the items that are a sin to have on any chad:
- – clothing.
- – shaving razor.
- – bad opinions. (my opinion = 👍. your opinion = 👎.)
- – beta males. (only sigma males.)
- – parents.
- – dream merchandise.
- – child support. (no wives. only femboys. 😎)
what must a chad act like?
here is what a chad must act like:
- – must call friends submissive and breedable.
- – must be a top. (significant other is bottom.)
- – must speak in a toad (from mario.) accent.
- – must constantly be taking "body improvement meds."
- – must always pet their massive girthy chicken in one hand, and a significant other in the other.
- – must always be drippin’.
- – must always like among us loli anime.
- – must be a based sigma male.
the exam:
chad?
a. chad.
b. chad.
c. chad.
a. chad.
b. chad.
c. chad.
(in due time, i will release the answer.)
if you can answer this correctly, you are a chad.