how to look like a chad.
items all chads must have.
here are the necessary items all chads shall have on them:
- – doritos.
- – mountain dew.
- – mlg glasses.
- – a blunt.
- – hot women. (gender optional. 😉 )
- – steroids.
- – kool-aid dust.
- – gym gear.
- – spotify playlist with "hello kitty theme song."
- – cat ears.
the sinful items no chad must ever have.
what must a chad act like?
here is what a chad must act like:
- – must call friends submissive and breedable.
- – must be a top. (significant other is bottom.)
- – must speak in a toad (from mario.) accent.
- – must constantly be taking "body improvement meds."
- – must always pet their massive girthy chicken in one hand, and a significant other in the other.
- – must always be drippin’.
- – must always like among us loli anime.
- – must be a based sigma male.
(in due time, i will release the answer.)
if you can answer this correctly, you are a chad.